Illumination

 

I sat in my lawn chair and listened to a free concert of Lerner and Loewe music performed by the Millennium Park Orchestra and Chorus. A beautiful summer night in one of the most luminous spots in one of the world’s great cities. This is about as “First World” as it gets with wine, gourmet foods, good friends and not even an entry fee to get in. Millennium Park is a triumph, a “must see” when you visit Chicago. It is an evolving blend of artwork, interactive sculpture, landscaping, and performing arts, all surrounded on three sides by the rich and varied architecture of the Chicago skyscrapers. It never gets old.

Framing the north end of the park, along Randolph Street, are four prominent office buildings: the Blue Cross Building, the white towering AON Building, the old original skyscraper Prudential Building, and behind it the newer cousin, known as Two Pru (2 Prudential Plaza). There are scores of other residential creations on and behind Randolph, as well, but these are the office buildings. And the Pritzker Pavilion, home to a summer series of concerts, sits at their feet. As night falls and their lights come up, you can’t help feeling very fortunate to be there, in such a riot of lights and colors, all soaring above you in your little musical island of privilege.

It was during their renditions of songs from Camelot, a story now linked as a memory, however faulty, to the Kennedy years, that my mind began to wander. For some reason, I thought of those famous lines from an obscure poet named Emma Lazurus:

“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,

The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,

I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”

Those words of kindness are written at the base of the Statue of Liberty and taught to generations of American school kids as our nation’s spirit of welcome and offer of a new beginning to those seeking to leave behind a weary world. The golden torch she holds high is that “lamp beside the golden door” to democracy and freedom. Our Camelot.

And yet, those words express only a wish and, like most wishes, are not entirely true and really never have been. Historically for most immigrants, as soon as the stop at Ellis Island was behind you, and you were officially welcomed on the path to naturalized citizenship, you pretty quickly found that you were not all that welcomed by whomever happened to get here before you.

You were a threat. A threat to my job, my neighborhood, my set of beliefs. Maybe you didn’t speak my language, didn’t attend my church. Rich people don’t often emigrate, so you were poor and probably would end up draining the tax coffers in some way. You didn’t have many skills and you may have brought illnesses with you. You were not schooled. You looked different. You were Irish, or Italian, maybe Polish, or a Jew, and you were a threat.

So you took the abuse. You made neighborhoods in the cities and built the ghettos of your particular clan for the safety in numbers it offered, and you took the low work. You worked and married someone like you and started a family. You bought a two flat or a bungalow and you celebrated your culture in the taverns, the church halls, and with parades. And you worked. You and your children and their children earned your way in over several generations.

My wife’s paternal grandfather was such an immigrant. Thomas Hawkins came from Ireland around the turn of the 20th century, passed by the “Irish Need Not Apply” signs all along the Eastern seaboard and made his way inland to Chicago; the CTA hired him to work at a bus barn near North Avenue and Cicero in some entry level job. At the end of his first shift, he asked the foreman if he should come back tomorrow. The foreman, a bit puzzled, said yes. Again the next day and the day after that, he repeated his question at day‘s end until the foreman, now exasperated, told him “Look, man, you have a job. Show up here every day but Sunday.” It had never occurred to young Thomas that there was anything but day work, work as he knew it from the old country.  A steady hourly wage, a defined work week, and benefits were entirely new to Thomas and millions like him.

But only a dozen years later, this same immigrant would feel himself American to the core, as did his fellow Irish Americans. His son, Marty Hawkins, my wife’s father, told the story of being a little boy sitting on the front porch steps while his dad and friends had a beer and discussed politics. It was Irish brogues all around. One of them remarked, in a thick brogue that “The trouble with this country was that we’re letting too many foreigners in!” Young Martin looked up from face to face, knowing that every one of them was from Ireland. I asked him what he said or did and he told me, “I didn’t say anything.” A wise young man.

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Building lights work differently at night for office buildings than they do for residential buildings. Condos, apartments, and hotels have many more dark windows than lighted ones, what with people travelling, un-booked hotel rooms, being part time or weekend getaway places. It is unusual to see a horizontal string of illuminated windows in such a building running more than four or five windows in a row.

Office buildings, at night, tell a different story. Most offices are open architecture these days, so you will see whole floors of lights flick on or off. And as I sat there for several hours at my concert, it occurred to me that the different floors of lights going on or off reflected the movement and progress of the cleaning personnel who were cleaning those offices. If you wondered who make up those cleaning crews, you need only get on board a southbound Metra in the morning, a train taking you out of the city, not in. Onboard you will find the cleaning crews, some white, and some black, but overwhelmingly Mexican and Central American women, tired at the end of their long night shift and on their way home.

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It seems far from Camelot now, under the brutal and profane thumb of a president who is trying hard to sell his dystopian vision of a white, privileged, isolated USA, where immigrants pose not just a threat to our economy, but also bring crime with them. He is selling fear and specifically fear of immigrants from Mexico and Central America. He has blurred immigrants into those seeking sanctuary from violence. He has separated mothers and fathers from their children. He has abandoned and betrayed our role as world leader.

Sadly, there are many who have bought into his vision of a “walled off” America and to that crowd he has become a sort of Messiah. Equally as sad, he is using his vast presidential powers to enable and empower mean-spirited trolls at the national level who are as devoid of character and compassion as he appears to be. Most of them seem to have lifeless eyes, as if their soul has been removed. They are working hard to dim the lamp of welcome atop that statue in New York Harbor, to have it go dark altogether if they can have their way.

But as I watched those office windows light up, it struck me that this is why the haters will lose: the immigrants will simply outwork them. Just as immigrants before them, like the Irish, Italians, Poles, Jews and others, they will take every lousy job that comes along, make minimum wage, go without healthcare and dental plans, and keep working. They won’t take vacations, they will drive old cars and fix them in their driveways on Sunday. They will work two jobs, take on odd jobs if they can. They will pool their family wages in a weekly effort to survive in America. And they will keep working.

You can see them cutting the grass on your local golf course, wiping down your car at the car wash, running the kitchens of the local eatery, landscaping your house, cleaning your hotel room, scavenging the alleys for old metal, picking the crops, and cleaning the offices at night. And they will keep working. They may clean the offices now, but they know that education is key, and their children will work civil service jobs and entry level management positions and work in those same offices their parents once cleaned and their grandchildren will become the leaders and professionals and they will carry their work ethic into generation after generation. And that’s why they will win, winning for the United States in the bargain.

So as long as those office lights keep shining in the night to mark the progress of the immigrant workers, their glow will have to replace the dimmed lamp of freedom from the Statue of Liberty. And someday soon, when this madness is swept away by the millions of Americans who really understand the value of liberty and the meaning of democracy, perhaps the golden torch will regain its luster and we will once again welcome the world’s immigrants to our new and better Camelot.

 

All New Rules for Voting!

The All New Tom Wogan Voting Rules for 2016

“People tell me all the time how great these rules are and how they are gonna be hugely popular and just amazing”

                                                                                                                            -Source: Anonymous

 

I’ve had it with this election. And with Brexit, for that matter. 65 million people in that country just found out that almost all of the things they voted for will never happen. Jeez, Brits, we thought you were smarter than that.

The loonies are taking over and it appears that sanity and reason have taken a back seat. It’s all noise 24/7 now and most of it not very kind. For example, take that half lit jerk with a room temperature IQ at the end of the bar shooting off his mouth. He hasn’t picked up a newspaper (real or digital) in twenty years, he gets all of his news from Fox or some conservative radio demagogue, and he gets the same vote as me! I’m tired of having my well researched, well thought out and absolutely correct viewpoints and votes negated by some Algonquin Roundtable of knuckleheads. (Go Google that one, kids.)

Not anymore. I have a new voting system, one that respects your right to vote as guaranteed by the Constitution, but also adds or subtracts the weight of your vote based on your ability or willingness to reason things out and to tolerate divergent views. I’ll also factor in your general kindness or lack thereof toward people who don’t look like you or speak your language, and your sense of what’s right, or at least what should be right.

And whether or not I like you.  As Spike Lee said, “Do the Right Thing”.

Rule #1: Everyone starts with 100 votes.

Rule # 2: I and I alone reserve the right to subtract your voting power based on any of the following:

  • If you get all your news from the same source every day, lose 50 votes.
  • If you don’t ask questions of anyone, ever, lose 75 votes.
  • If you repeat things newscasters say as if they were gospel, lose 50 votes.
  • If you deduct the tax from your dining bill before calculating your server’s tip, lose 60 votes.
  • If you believe Rush Limbaugh has ever told the truth, lose 99 votes.
  • If you think John Wayne was the world’s greatest actor, lose 75 votes.
  • If you are anti-abortion and pro-death penalty and don’t see the problem with that, lose 99 votes.
  • If you are a “merge weasel” while driving, lose 25 votes.
  • If you’re really good at it, you may regain those 25 votes.
  • If you are absolutely opposed to Affordable HealthCare and have no idea why, lose 75 votes.
  • If you have ever actually answered your cell phone in a theatre while the performance is underway, lose 75 votes.
  • If you still believe in trickle-down economics and make less than $100,000 per year, lose 50 votes.
  • If you drink wines like Barefoot or “Two Buck Chuck”, lose 50 votes
  • If you really think a wall across our southern border makes any sense, lose 99 votes.
  • If I find you offensive, lose 99 votes.
  • If you’re still not comfortable with a president who happens to be black, lose 75 votes.
  • If you’re wearing your hair as a comb-over, lose 65 votes.
  • If you are still trying to find a reason for voting for the “presumptive Republican nominee”, lose 75 votes.
  • If you are still working from a flip phone, lose 60 votes.
  • If you claim to hate Hillary, but can’t tell me why, lose 75 votes.
  • If you are still texting while driving, lose 0 votes. You won’t be here to vote in November, anyway.
  • If you want to arm all Americans to make us safer, lose 99 votes.
  • If you can’t parallel park a car, lose 20 votes.
  • If you lived through 2007 and still think we need less government oversight of business, lose 99 votes.
  • If I can’t picture you doing a belly laugh, lose 99 votes.
  • If you believe labor unions are the root of all evil, lose 99 votes.
  • If you have more than two body piercings, lose 50 votes.
  • If you have more than three tattoos, lose 50 votes
  • If you have both of the above, you may regain a single vote. Fair is fair.
  • If you haven’t read a book in the last twelve months, lose 50 votes.
  • If you believe people who are homosexual need to be cured, lose 99 votes.
  • If you really got into “Duck Dynasty”, lose 75 votes.
  • If you believe global warming is a hoax, lose 99 votes.
  • If you believe Saddam Hussein masterminded 9/11, lose 75 votes.
  • If I find you dull and unimaginative, lose 99 votes.
  • If your heart longs for the glory days of Ronald Reagan, lose 50 votes.
  • If you work for the TSA and scream at people, lose 30 votes. Your job sucks, but you don’t need to scream.
  • If you watch more than one reality show regularly, lose 25 votes.
  • If you own more than one gun, live in a safe neighborhood, and are not in law enforcement, into skeet or trap shooting, or hunting, lose 50 votes.
  • If you don’t care for my blog, lose 10 votes.
  • If you try to rewrite my blog for me, lose 99 votes.

God that felt good! Now share this with at least five people and you will receive lots of money in the mail within 30 days. From a guy in Nairobi, I think.

Tattoos

We are one inked up nation, over these last few generations. What was once the exclusive province of bikers, over-served sailors on shore leave, and carnival “carnies” has now become the norm for almost everyone in their late teens or early twenties. Years ago, tattoo parlors were only located in the same part of town as the “bucket of blood” bar, the local whorehouse and the pawn shop. Now they can be found in almost every neighborhood.

Our skin has become our canvas and what a canvas it is! You can express your love for another person, your lingering memory of the departed, your favorite team, a unit in the military in which you served, what a badass you wish you were, or what an incredible and unusual lover you must be. Location of the tattoo can be public, private, or extremely private; in the case of the ubiquitous “tramp stamp”, it can serve as an “open for business” sign over the doorway.

It’s painful and unsanitary, and mostly permanent, and for sure I don’t get it, but hey, it’s not my generation’s problem.  At least I won’t have to sit around some rest home someday watching barbed wired biceps when the wire goes slack or when the heart with your old boyfriend’s name starts to wrinkle.  There are other drawbacks, too, especially when you exit the world of youth and take your inked-up self into the workplace.

I see bridesmaids trying to camouflage that heart with Johnny’s name inside it just above the right breast. She can see his name every morning in the shower, but Johnny is a distant memory and her husband is Eddie and how does he feel about it?  Or professional women in their 30’s, trying hard to come off as cold steel and all business, but betrayed a bit by the winding vine on their lower left leg, reaching up for, well, somewhere. Young businessmen suffer from having older people question their maturity and judgment when they spy the tip of a lightning bolt or a Celtic cross peeking up from that necktied collar. Ah, youth.

I have an unproven theory that the smaller the town you come from, the more inked up you are likely to be by age twenty. Body piercings follow roughly the same curve. I base this theory on too many years of observation in towns like Blaire, NE (Pop. 8,000), Fremont, NE (Pop. 25,000) and North Sioux City, SD (pop. 2,500). All nice towns, but your younger employees will make your office look like a circus train overturned nearby.

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My wife and I were 22, newly married and teaching school for a living. I taught in a Catholic girl’s high school in the northwest suburbs of Chicago. Maureen taught in a Catholic elementary school in the heart of a Mexican and Polish neighborhood in the near downtown area (North and California) known as Humboldt Park. For whatever reasons, those two groups seem to coexist easily in Chicago. Maybe it’s their shared Catholic faith and their propensity for hard work, but there are several Mexican-Polish neighborhoods around town.

Maureen had made friends with another teacher in her school, St. Fidelis.  Helen was in her forties or early fifties, an attractive middle-aged woman of Polish descent with accent to go with it. Maureen admired her skills in the classroom and I think Helen served as a sort of mentor for her. Helen also served as moral support for her, as Maureen looked way too young to be in charge of a classroom and the principal who hired her was a nun who was very skeptical at first. By the end of the first semester, Maureen had won the principal over and she and Helen had become fast friends.

A few months later, Helen invited us to dinner at her house and the chance to meet her husband Bishof, which translates into “Bill”. In those days of lean paychecks, we didn’t turn down too many free meals.  Bishof was a distinguished looking man, about Helens’ age, and an old country Polish tailor, who made all the clothing for both he and Helen. These were the terrible days of polyester, the photos of which no one really wants to recall or see again, so he was decked out in his blue polyester jacket and slacks. I don’t know what I wore, but I am sure it was equally hideous.

It was a wonderful dinner with ham and a number of Polish delicacies, Zywiec Polish Beer and some wine. We chatted about al lot of things and they showed us around their home, so proud of every room and every detail. After dessert, we drifted into some contemporary topics, one of which was a newly-surfaced theory that the holocaust in World War II was a myth, that nothing like six million people died. It was a ruse being used by the Israelis to get support for their cause.  I’m not sure who floated the idea or why, but it was getting lots of ink in the papers.

Bishof and Helen grew quiet and then, seeming to nod to each other, Bishof took off his jacket and rolled up his sleeve. Helen did the same. There, on their left forearms, were the tattoos, six numbers each, the unmistakable and permanent marks of concentration camp survivors. I could not have been more stunned had they undressed and stood naked before us.

You can read about it, see movies about it, and see the newsreels of corpses piled high, but it’s not the same.  My uncle was with the 82nd Airborne and had overrun a few of these camps at war’s end, and had talked a bit about it, but it sounded like just stories from long ago.  My mother lectured us at lunch about it and felt very passionate about the holocaust.  But here standing before us was living proof of this word holocaust. Here were two normal, likeable people who somehow survived the most lethal killing machine ever seen on earth.  That machine was built under the blatant lies and half -truths of a ruthless political party selling nationalism and racial purity. And a misguided nation bought into it and in so doing brought the world into a global struggle to end the murders and punish the authors of Nazism.

That ended that discussion, and we drifted on to other topics that night, but I never forgot it. Our new friends had honored us with their tattoos, as if to say “It really happened…it happened to us, and we were the lucky ones. Six million others were not.”

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Nationalism is being sold again, both here and abroad. The British people are now dumbfounded to learn that they have been hoodwinked by the loud voices of separatism, the suspicion, hatred and banning of immigrants, and a return to the “glory days” of Britain, which were never that glorious to begin with. The final tally was barely announced before members of the U.K. announced their own plans for referendums to leave Great Britain. The leaders of the “Brexit” movement within days had renounced most of their pre-election claims and had removed themselves for consideration for higher office. They sold their “big lie” and have now left it for others to resolve.

Here at home, we have, of course, Mr.Trump. Plenty of people would rather vote for anyone but him, but there he stands. His supporters demand only that he continue to boast, insult, and demean. His deficiencies, and they are many and deep, matter not at all. He plays to our basest, most unlikeable self, the absolute worst angels of our nature. His base is mostly white, more male than female, not very bright, angry about almost everything, racist, and plyable.  They are buying into the myth of “Make America Great Again’, which is a transparent lie they refuse to see through.  Watching their behavior makes me think that the only difference between them and the “Brownshirts” of 1938, breaking the windows of shops in Berlin’s Jewish quarter, is the uniforms.

I believe we are a better country than this and I believe he will implode and his frantic supporters will cry foul, but then go back to their fear and loathing on a local level, polluting their own towns and cities with their misplaced hatred.

The great British Parliamentarian Edmund Burke once said “The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.” Do the right thing, Americans. I have seen enough tattoos.