The Art of the Deal

A young Ray Kroc, played by Michael Keaton in the movie The Founder, is striking out time after time as he tries to sell his milkshake machines to fast food owners in the 1950’s. He has a snappy pitch and he has a good product and no one is buying. Time after time he lugs his product back to the trunk of his car, growing more and more dejected.

And immediately I understood the reason for his failures, but I suspect most people did not. He was peddling, not selling, and there is a huge difference between the two.

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His business garb was not slick, but rather a study in disorder. Suitcoat rumpled and not sized to his medium bear-sized frame, slacks wrinkled, tie askew. He smoked cigars and seemed to have one sticking from the side of his mouth more often than not. Long before the onset of modern no smoking laws, his office lay under a cloud of cigar smoke. Most of the rest of us smoked cigarettes at our desks, so it was nowhere near the notable offense it would be today.

His name was Don Bickel, and he made me learn the gift that I carry along with me to this day, a gift most people have difficulty recognizing or appreciating. The gift that I brought to many different positions and which sustained me through some twenty-five years of owning a business. He taught me how to sell.

In June of 1973 I was finishing up my second year of teaching English at Mother Guerin High School. I was paid the princely sum of $6,800 per year, with no health insurance, and had more side jobs going than a crazed gypsy. I was driving a cab, teaching auto mechanics in a junior college, getting my commission in the National Guard, among other gigs. I enjoyed teaching, but with a new baby, it was time to change careers. I answered an ad for a sales position with a new offspring product of the Chicago Tribune called the Little Tribune, which later became the Suburban Trib.

I earned an initial interview with Don and a few others, but they were suspicious that I was looking to take the job just for the summer and then return to teaching. They asked me to come back in a week and make a sales presentation to them. Any topic, any idea, just come in and do it. At the time, a few National Guard OCS buddies and I were fooling around with the idea of starting a garage where you could work on your own car using the garage’s tools. You would rent space, buy your parts from us, and have access to things like air compressors, high lifts, power tools, et al. This was 1973, when cars could still be tuned up, and three years before the automotive industry went from mechanical to digital, and the term “tune-up” passed into history.

So I made up my poster boards, typed up my business concept, and went into the room to make my pitch about the “Do-it-Yourself” garage idea to Mr. Bickel and three others. I was nervous, but hyped, and after about 15 minutes, they stopped me. But they were all smiling. “You’re hired, Mr. Wogan,” Don told me. I think they were sold when they saw the work I had put into the pitch and the level of my excitement. They just wanted to see how badly I wanted the job.

So I was now making an incredible amount of money: $14,000 per year and, wait for it, a new company car, an Olds Cutlass, no less. I had arrived. No one could possibly make more money than $14,000.

On my first day, I met the five people who had been hired with me, all about the same age, none of us with any real newspaper ad sales experience. And so school began. Two weeks of learning about all things advertising: agate lines to the inch, gutters, center spreads, page positioning, half tones, premium placement, camera ready art, deadlines, double trucks, tab vs. broadsheet, screening, and more. And the financial language of display advertising: frequency discounts, co-opt deals, commisionable rates for ad agencies, color charges, column inch rates, automotive rates, and contract commitments. We were young and mentally absorbent and a few days later it was second nature to us all.

Now came the real schooling. We were each assigned a suburb for the soon to be published “Area 5” of the Little Trib. These were the northern suburbs, dominated for years by the powerful Paddock publications, and someone in Tribune Tower wanted a piece of their long undisputed revenues. So we were selling a paper no one had yet seen, for rates about the same as our competitors, to customers much older, more cynical, and far wiser than us. You needed your share of Chutzpah, that Yiddish word for shameless audacity, impudence, cheek, guts, nerve, boldness, and temerity.

Don would pick a salesmen each day and ride with him. On my first day with him, he didn’t say much as I made the rounds from retail stores to banks to car dealerships. Most owners would give you a few minutes to explain what it was you were selling, then accept the materials you had brought along, but not offer much in the way of encouragement. Don hovered in the background, but the customers knew I was being trained. Old Jim Jennings of Jennings Chevrolet was the scariest. He chewed up salesmen for breakfast and you really needed to grow a backbone just to put up with his tirades and insults.

It was over a sandwich on my second ride that Don decided to begin my personal education. “You talk too much,” he said and then stopped and took a bite of his sandwich. I was stopped in my tracks, not knowing where this was going. I asked him what he meant and he explained a few fundamentals to me.

“Rule 1 is that you come to your prospect prepared. You need to have questions to ask.”

“Rule 2 is that you wait for the opportunity to ask one of your questions.”

“Rule 3 is that once you ask it, you don’t talk, you listen.”

He went on at great length to explain the simple truth of selling: ask your customer what is important to him, ask why it’s important, and then listen. Your customer will tell you how to sell him. He asked me about the call to Chips Casual’s, an upscale men’s shop in downtown Glenview we had just come from. “Describe what you did,” he said.

“I introduced myself and told him where I was from and what the paper was about,” I said. “What should I have done?”

He went on. “Here’s what he heard: You know nothing about my business, you probably don’t care to learn about my business  and you just want me to buy ads.” I was confused. “I don’t think I was rude,” I said somewhat defensively.

“You weren’t rude. You were just not selling. Want to know what selling sounds like?” I nodded yes.

“Good morning, Mr. Stevenson (which you got from his business license in the window, by the way), I’m Tom Wogan from the Suburban Trib. I was admiring your store.”

“Is this the original location? Let him talk.”

“How long have you been in business? Let him talk.”

“Most of your customer’s local to Glenview? Let him talk. “

“What does a typical Chips Casual customer look like? Let him talk.”

“At some point, he will get tired of talking and then it’s your turn to talk. But now you know what to talk about. If he’s telling you most of his business is local, you can point to our local circulation, which now makes sense to him. If it’s mostly men buying for themselves or women buying for their men, you can point to our readership demographics, which now means something to him. In other words, you’re not selling advertising, you’re selling increased profit. That’s goal number one.”

“Are there other rules?” I inquired.

“Just two more. First, you’re building relationships.” I asked how you did that.

Did you see that Navy League plaque behind his counter?” I had. “Next visit you inquire about his service in the Navy. Again, let him talk. He’s proud of his service and wants to share it. ”

“You said there were two more, that’s only one.”

“Ask for the order,” he said. I must have looked confused.

“Most sales people leave a lot of potential business on the table because they never ask for the order. You need to find the courage to say, in so many words, “Can I have your business?”

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There were many more lessons to come over the next year and as time went on, I stopped dreading the “ride along” days with Don and began to look forward to learning more and more of his tradecraft. Under his eye and ear, I learned to seek out hints and clues as to what was important to my customers. I learned to ask questions. I learned to listen. I learned to ask for the order by using a “trial close”, which goes something like this:

“Well, Mr. or Ms. Prospect, you’ve told me that price is important to you, that flexibility is important to you and that ability to make last minute changes is important to you, does that sound about right?

Well if I gave you an ad schedule that was 10% less costly, that allowed you to change your ads up to 12 hour prior to publication, is there any reason you wouldn’t give my paper a try for eight weeks?”

More than anything, I learned that building relationships is a two-way street. You had to be bringing something of “value added” service to your customer in order to be distinguishable from your competitors. In that line of work, it might be an unsolicited ad idea done up by our staff artists, or an idea for a promotion you saw work elsewhere. If showed you cared about more than just his billing.

And to this day, I rank anyone in a leadership position by how many questions they ask of their subordinates and customers, and how well or poorly they listen.

I will always be grateful that I was given the gift of a mentor at a young age. God bless you, Don, wherever you are.

The Doorway to the Storm

How many doors do we pass through in life? A thousand? Ten thousand, maybe a million? Most often, it’s a familiar door, where there are no surprises awaiting you on the other side. Your front door, your bedroom door, your office door. Sometimes, though, the unknown or even the dreaded awaits on the other side of that door. A job interview, for example, or a doctor’s visit to hear a diagnosis, or calling on someone to whom you are about to break some very bad news. And sometimes it’s just an unassuming door, one you don’t give any thought to as you pass through it; but it is, in fact, the door that moves your life in some totally new and unexpected direction.

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It was August, 1967, and my 18th birthday was looming, less than a month away. Back then, all 18 year old males were required by law to register with the Selective Service System, more commonly referred to as The Draft. So on a hot summer morning, I jumped on the Madison streetcar and took a ten minute ride to the corner of Pulaski and Madison, which was still called Crawford and Madison by my father and most people his age. They didn’t like the city renaming their street for a Polish guy, I guess. Three or four doors north was 43 N. Pulaski and one flight up an old staircase was the regional office for the Selective Service System. I opened the glass door and entered.

The office wasn’t much, maybe 14 feet square, fans blowing, no air conditioning. Six chairs against the wall, three of them occupied by my peers. A table with some pencils and a stack of single page questionnaires. At the far end of this little office sat a middle aged lady in a flowered dress, cigarette in the ashtray. She sat at a desk with an old Underwood typewriter, smoking and typing. She told me to sit at the table and answer the questions on the paper and then to take a seat. I would be called. She was pleasant, but it was obvious that this little office was her domain and she apparently ran it all by herself.

So I filled out the form, which included all the items you might guess as well as my current student status. Having graduated from a high school seminary, I was on my way to Niles Seminary on my soon-to- be-sidetracked pathway to the priesthood. When my turn came, she looked over my answers without comment. She began typing on a form from which I could see a small portion of which would become a wallet size perforation card.

She extracted the form from the typewriter and tore off the little card piece, handing it to me and saying “You’re 4-D.” Anticipating my next question, she added, “That means you’re a divinity student. You’re exempt from the draft as long as you stay one.” So I tucked the card in my wallet and left. Nothing happened to me that day, but it did to so many others.

If you went through that door and could prove you were going to college, you left as a “2-S”, deferred as a college student. But if you were a high school grad with no college plans, or just working a job somewhere, you left through that door as a “1-A”. And as a “1-A“ in 1967, you would find yourself within 30-45 days at another door, early in the morning on the day you were informed by registered mail to report for a physical at 615 W. Van Buren Street. You would spend most of that day walking around in your underpants, following a taped colored line on the floor with a bunch of other guys in their underpants. At some point you would be standing in a line with ten other guys all buck naked while some medical type poked around your genitals and made comments to an assistant.

And at the end of the day, you would go home, but you would shortly receive official “greetings” from the Draft Board that you needed to report within a matter of days to a bus depot or a train station or an airport. You could find yourself fighting for your life as an “11-Bravo” rifleman, or grunt, in Viet Nam within as little as four months. Tens of thousands of kids did. And more than 58,000 saw the end of their lives there.

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If the recent documentary by Ken Burns and Lynn Novick makes any point about Viet Nam, it is just this: It was a raging twenty year storm that consumed our nation, consumed the lives of thousands of Americans, and continues to haunt veterans, protesters, and in a way all of us to this day. It was a colossal series of misreads, bad assumptions, and outright lies over several presidencies that needed to be exposed. Going through that door at 43 N. Pulaski and all of the 43 N. Pulaski’s around the nation was how most young men entered into that storm.

It is a masterful documentary, told in first person by the soldiers and officers on both sides, now all old men. And in the case of the North Vietnamese, old women, because women fought that war side by side with the men in North Viet Nam, and in great numbers. Their stories are sometimes heartbreaking and sometimes uplifting. The transformation of those at home who became radicalized by Viet Nam is a big part of that story. And then there are those who both fought as soldiers and became radicalized after, and their stories are the most powerful and the most haunting at the same time.

We’ve never needed a “feel good” story as much as we need it now and the Burns documentary is a sobering downer, mostly. All of the bad stories are there: My Lai, the naked little girl running from the napalm strike, the public execution of a Viet Cong guerilla, Jane Fonda telling the camera that U.S. POWs should be executed, Kent State, campus demonstrations at home, the 1968 Democratic Convention, helicopters being pushed off our aircraft carriers, the final defeat. You find yourself shaking your head at how this nation could be so wrong for so long and at the enormity of the sacrifice. Ken Burns has worked on this for years, and I’m sure he didn’t anticipate the current sorry state of American leadership coinciding with the release of this film, but there it is.

And you find yourself a little conflicted, because the intense singleness of purpose and incredible willingness for self-sacrifice shown by the Vietnamese in the North begins to resemble our revolutionary war forefathers. They just wanted us out of their land and we wouldn’t go. The final irony is that after we did leave, and they tried their textbook communism with no luck for ten years, they are now almost a functioning democracy and certainly a thriving economy. Check out your shirt label that says “Made in Viet Nam.”

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It was never black and white. There were patriots and heroes and cowards and scoundrels, but who was who? There were thousands who enlisted, true believers eager to fight for their country or to stem the flow of communism, or just looking for some action. Some outstanding combat leaders, career soldiers, stoic POWs, whistle blowers on atrocities, and those who saw it through to its end. But they are the few bright lights in the storm. For most of us, no one wanted anything to do with Viet Nam in 1967. It was a meat grinder and it went on and on, funneling more and more soldiers “in country.” And “The Draft” became the focus for all of us, looming out there as either inevitable or somehow to avoid.

There were ways out. You could enlist in some other branch like the Navy or Air Force or Coast Guard. Even if you went to Viet Nam, it was considerably safer than as a grunt. You could sign up with the Reserves or National Guard, and do your basic training and MOS (Military Occupational Specialty) training on active duty, then six years of weekends and summer camps, but the waiting lists were long and the draft might catch up with you before you got in. You could go to Canada, and some 30,000 did.

You could stay in school, but you better carry a full load and not flunk out, or your 2-S deferment was immediately turned into a 1-A. You could join ROTC in college, look for a safe officer’s MOS, but that boomeranged on more than a few guys I knew after they graduated.

And it wasn’t just civilians who wanted no part of Viet Nam. I knew a draftee who volunteered for Officer Candidate School and did 26 years in the Army. In his retirement I asked him why he chose that route. He told me he didn’t want to go to Viet Nam, although he caught the tail end of it anyway. A college friend did two years as an officer in Korea, and when I asked him why two years, he told me it was to get out of Viet Nam, which he succeeded in doing.

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So now we’re all old men, having made our decisions at that young age, or maybe having those decisions made for us. The Draft is no longer. The medical exam station at 615 Van Buren, once a place for processing humans is now ironically a headquarters for a meat processing company. The office at 43 N. Pulaski is still the middle of the West Side, but now maybe in the most dangerous neighborhood in the city.

Those 1-A kids who fought and somehow made it home have long since earned our respect and they retain the solemn pride that is theirs alone. Those kids who volunteered and went looking for a fight and got through it untouched can bask in their conviction. The wounded, both physical and mental, have to soldier on, missing an arm here, a leg there, their eyesight, maybe some of their sanity. Some of them were taken years afterward by the defoliating chemicals used there. They never made it into their 60’s and they were casualties, too, although their names won’t appear on any monuments. The dead are remembered on a long black wall in Washington, D.C., listed in the order in which they fell, and by those who loved them. And in the end we lost that war, as was foretold by many as early as 1963.

But I think back to that terrible storm that lasted so long and took so many and I think of the nice lady in the unimpressive office at her typewriter and I wonder how many kids took their first step into the storm that day and never knew it.

Such an unassuming door they went through and such an unseen storm on the other side.